The Roger Bacon Society

The Roger Bacon Society is made up of all those involved with physics at Merton College. The three key events that are held during the academic year are the Freshers’ Tea, the Society Dinner and the Summer Garden Party.


The year began in traditional fashion. The physics freshers were warmly welcomed to the College with Colin the Caterpillar cake and a trip to the famous Turf Tavern. The Freshers’ Tea provides an opportunity for both new and old generations of Merton physicists to come together – a chance for the older physicists to pass down warnings of the notorious Hilary term problem set 5, which serves as a rite of passage for any member of the Roger Bacon Society.

Of course, the big event on the Roger Bacon Society calendar is the Society Dinner early in Hilary term. Eventful as ever, this year saw another round of society elections, a pricing scheme so complicated it could have been a question on one of Professor Schekochihin’s problem sets, and a colourful assortment of wines (which certainly did not endear me to the catering staff). The highlight of the night is the culmination of a month’s worth of campaigning for the Roger Bacon Society presidency – a coveted position that secures one’s place in Merton physics folklore. The election this year was certainly more eventful than the previous year, with double the number of candidates in the running: a spectacular increase in the number of candidates from one to two.

In recent years the campaigning has become ever more elaborate with video montages becoming a staple feature, and this year was no different. Leonie Woodland (2016) kicked off the contest with a detailed manifesto, before Jules Desai (2016) hit back with a slanderous video painting a nightmarish picture of what it would be like to have Leonie in charge. There were also some damning accusations of Russian involvement in the election, as is typical, but also of Leonie being behind the Cambridge Analytica scandal – a testament to just how involved the Roger Bacon Society is on the global stage. In a touching example of overcoming prejudice against physicists and philosophers in our time, Jules’ victory in the elections was confirmed in limerick form by the outgoing President Matthew Davies (2015). Riding high on the adrenaline of the election results, Jules struggled to keep his hadron in order, delivering a raucous speech detailing various scandalous remarks that had apparently been made by the Merton physics professors – very fitting in this age of fake news.

The year concluded as it began with Colin the Caterpillar cake on the lawn as the undergraduate physics community at Merton assembled for a little bit of food and sunshine before exams began.

Matthew Davies (2015)
Roger Bacon Society President 2018-19


The highlight of the Roger Bacon calendar is the annual society dinner, and this year was no exception. Students, tutors and alumni of the College came together to enjoy great conversation, a menu packed with the very best that the Merton kitchens have to offer, and fine wines flowing throughout.

The dinner is particularly important to the Society as it is the stage for the announcement of the results of the RBS annual presidential election. The election is traditionally fought on the basis of vicious meme warfare, and this year was no different, despite there being only one candidate, Matthew Davies (2015). Hostilities started in the week leading up to the dinner when Davies launched a slanderous video attack on himself, filled with cruel insinuations that he bears similarities to the Prime Minister, Darth Vader and a Physics and Philosophy student. Undeterred, Davies uploaded a response video to his own attack, offering unrealistic promises and comparing himself to Professor Schekochihin; both, of course, are tried and tested methods of winning Roger Bacon Society elections. In the end, it emerged that Davies had done enough to win the Presidency, securing an impressive 25% of the popular vote.

In celebration of his fine victory, Davies delivered a ‘call-and-response’-style acceptance speech which was predictably lost on most of his audience. Unconfirmed student reports state that Professor Binney was heard to exclaim after the dinner: "I didn’t really understand Matt’s speech [groan], but I still thought it was great banter! [cheer]."

David Hosking (2014)
Roger Bacon Society President 2017-18


The Roger Bacon Society, under the tyrannical reign of President Hornigold (2013), celebrated another year of sustaining physics excellence. As time continues, habits harden into traditions, which solidify into iron-clad laws. For this reason, all the physics freshers in Michaelmas were dragged along to Physics Tea in the JCR; celebrated with a variety of snacks, goodies, and some almost-cakes baked by the President himself. As is our custom, the Baconians descended to the Turf Tavern for further discussion and a rendezvous with any surviving postgraduates. The physics fun went on long into the evening. Many escape attempts were foiled by the swift and decisive action of physicists in the older years.

After the welcomes were over, the society lay dormant until its flagship event: Physics Dinner. This affair, for the second time, invited recent alumni and it was lovely to be reunited with old friends. Undergraduates and tutors alike shared in the wine, mezze, chicken, and a sumptuous cheese course, gradually becoming intoxicated with the intellectual conversation on offer (and port). The low-light was undoubtedly the speech, where the President staggered around delivering physics-based chat-up lines to frightened and concerned professors, and rambling on about Genghis Khan. Fortunately, he was eventually forced to deliver the election results. Despite massive Russian interference on behalf of Robert Stemmons (2014), and a spirited effort by seasoned campaigner Toby Adkins (2014), David Hosking (2014) was duly elected President: he will surely take the RBS from strength to strength in the coming years.

The final event in our calendar was the garden party in Trinity Term. It was an astonishing feat of organisational and planning success, taking place on the only overcast day in a glorious three-week heatwave. Despite the best efforts of RBS management, some undergraduates did, in fact, manage to attend, and enjoyed the opportunity to sample a delicious pavlova and mitigate the stress of exams with the aid of Pimms and sangria.

On a personal note: being the President of the Roger Bacon Society has been one of the highlights of my time at Merton and giving a presidential speech on the day of the US President’s inauguration was a miracle of timing. I hope that the undergraduate physicists of Merton College recover quickly from my reign of terror, and find in their hearts and minds the fortitude to struggle with the secrets of the universe until the end of their days.

Thomas Hornigold (2013)
Roger Bacon Society President 2016-17